FDA Warns Reglan Side Effects Can Be Permanent

[BroobNusMoure]

Hi Everyone,

I just wanted to share this FDA warning about Reglan.

Since there is presently no known permanent cure for serious gastrointestinal distress, it
is not surprising that many patients seek out treatments to provide long-term relief.

According to package insert dosage instructions, Reglan was only intended to be taken
for up to three months. People who have taken this drug for longer than the three–month
prescribed period have sometimes developed a seriously debilitating condition known as
tardive dyskinesia.

Recently, the FDA has issued a public health warning to both patients
and physicians with the intention of avoiding additional instances of this devastating disorder.
No treatment is currently available to treat tardive dyskinesia symptoms. Many of these side
effects are irreversible and permanent.

For more information on Reglan and a list of tardive dyskinesia symptoms check out the
Reglan Symptoms Site.

[Scott]

zOMG HI!!!1!!

Thanks for the news, friend! This sounds very similar to another devastating disorder called Failtard Douchebaggery Syndrome... the effects of which are also permanent and irreversible. The huge "FAIL" under your username is one of the main symptoms, as is making spam posts that no one sees until an admin gets to edit them and ridicule you, resulting in your complete and utter failure. You dick.

I strongly suggest that you treat this disease as soon as possible by setting yourself on fire in a small, enclosed space. I'm pretty sure those are the FDA recommendations.

For more information, please read a dictionary as you are setting yourself on fire in a small, enclosed space.

[Confusion]

The real fun in this isn't in mocking the spammers. It's in seeing how much Scott relishes responding.

J

[Evildeadjay]

Far and away...the best response yet. Absolutely golden