Reviews    Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles - We Sold Our Souls For Wet Sloppy Holes (WFHPSO Records)
by Chris Barnes

"Beef Curtains" is a masterpiece when it comes to the whole Vaginacore movement. The folksy "Diarrhea" challenges only the mighty Gardy-Loo when it comes to Poohcore, and the Appalachian-tinged ditty "Mongoloid" is taking Retardcore to new, unforeseen, heights. Dick Delicious and his band straddle so many cutting-edge genres.

Seriously, Dick D has taken everything that could be possibly offensive and crammed it into 15 or so hardcore-meets-metal-meets-whiteboy poseur rap tracks. And they are friggin' funny as hell! What's also interesting is that the metal/hardcore is actually pretty damn good, catchy and the production crisp and clean.

And who among us cannot at least relate to the epic "All Cops are Dicks"?

For fans of G.G. Allin, The Mentors, The Meatmen and Howard Stern. NOT for the easily offended. Or even the moderately offended.

Visit the Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles website at www.dickd.com

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Review by Chris Barnes 5/31/02